Superhero Gifts

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"Ahhhh."

'I became a superhero to do something less challenging. I had wanted to be a doctor.'

"We ask that bail be set at $1,000. The defendant poses a significant flight risk."

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

"I see under special skills you've listed, 'able to leap tall buildings in a single bound'."

'Excuse me sir, are you interested in saving the planet? '

"Sometimes it's important to stop dwelling on your failures and concentrate on your ability to leap over buildings at a single bound."

'I know you needed a career change, Dear, but we were doing so much better when you were an accountant!'

'Union rules dictate that superheroes must carry a flight attendant.'

Supehero tied to desk til 5:30pm

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"It's a cape, it's red, and I'm in a hurry."

The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.

Superman Heads Back To The Fridge

Of course this isn't my super-costume. Have you tried finding a phone box lately?

'Your resume is impressive, and if we ever need someone to battle a super-villain with a giant death ray, we'll definitely call you.'

Captain Pointy No.39 - working undercover

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

'Times are tough. The best I could do was license your images on kids' underwear.'

'Great! Our client will be expecting you between the 13th and 14th floor!'

Captain Pointy No.48 - Classic hairsprayflyspray switch

"Listen kid, instead of catching these crooks, couldn't I just badmouth the on my website?"

'Clark, dear. It's your mom. Are you decent?'

A Day In The Life Of... Deflector Man

Sidekick speed matching service.

Work Day...Day Off.

'So, how was YOUR day?'

'Okay, one time, but just remember who the evil twin in this family really is.'

Friday 6 PM. . . It had been another long week for chewing gum man.

"It's a smart watch."

"I appreciate the offer, but I'll let you know if and when I need a combat escort."

"Man...! I wish I had supervision!"

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"I'm going to have a hard time convincing a judge that you were injured at work, Superguy."