Superhero Pillows

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"Ahhhh."

'I became a superhero to do something less challenging. I had wanted to be a doctor.'

"We ask that bail be set at $1,000. The defendant poses a significant flight risk."

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

"I see under special skills you've listed, 'able to leap tall buildings in a single bound'."

'Excuse me sir, are you interested in saving the planet? '

"Sometimes it's important to stop dwelling on your failures and concentrate on your ability to leap over buildings at a single bound."

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

Supehero tied to desk til 5:30pm

'Union rules dictate that superheroes must carry a flight attendant.'

'I know you needed a career change, Dear, but we were doing so much better when you were an accountant!'

The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.

Of course this isn't my super-costume. Have you tried finding a phone box lately?

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

'I beg to differ Mister Superhero. Making Mister Sidekick wear tights is a form of sexual harassment.'

"It's a cape, it's red, and I'm in a hurry."

Superman Heads Back To The Fridge

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

Working on updates. 11% complete. Don't turn off your computer.

'Your resume is impressive, and if we ever need someone to battle a super-villain with a giant death ray, we'll definitely call you.'

Captain Pointy No.39 - working undercover

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

'Times are tough. The best I could do was license your images on kids' underwear.'

"I'm going to have a hard time convincing a judge that you were injured at work, Superguy."

Work Day...Day Off.

Captain Pointy No.48 - Classic hairsprayflyspray switch

"Listen kid, instead of catching these crooks, couldn't I just badmouth the on my website?"

'Clark, dear. It's your mom. Are you decent?'

A Day In The Life Of... Deflector Man

Sidekick speed matching service.

'Great! Our client will be expecting you between the 13th and 14th floor!'

'So, how was YOUR day?'

'Okay, one time, but just remember who the evil twin in this family really is.'

Friday 6 PM. . . It had been another long week for chewing gum man.