Study Hero Gifts

Good luck with all the revision...

"I own you, homework assignment!"

Nervous Student

"Johnny's working so hard. He's had his nose in that book for hours"

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Do your research!

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Nervous Oral Testing

"How was work?"

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Evil Exams!

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"God works in mysterious ways."

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

Burning the midnight oil.

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'