Guitar Hero Pillows

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

Italica

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

'Did someone call for a shredder?'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Goldilocks drives an audio tech insane.

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

'This next song is about a close call and a near success. It's called The Grant that Got Away.'

'This goes out to Dad, who thinks I'm doing my homework...'

"I'm tired of rock and roll, let's form a really groovy law practice."

Photocopiers Jamming.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

'May I use the amplifier tonight, Dad?'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

'C'mon son! Let me teach you! You know - in case this whole 'medical' thing doesn't work out!'

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

Rock On

'He's got a really big sound.'

Guitar pickin'

Like Other Legendary Brits, Young Eric Clapton Discovered His Destiny Quite By Accident.

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

The Dog Pound Blues

Popera!

'Boy! Aren't we lucky to have found such a cozy place to nest, away from all that city noise...'

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Here's a song about a girl that seemed a lot less creepy when we wrote it 34 years ago.'

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

Darren had no desire to be 'just another songbird.'

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

The Troubadour