Guitar Hero At Heart Pillows

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Robert Fripp

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Anna Calvi

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Italica

Algorithm 'n' Blues

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Mark Knopfler.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Steve Howe.

Jimi Hendrix.

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

George Michael

Guitar pickin'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

Popera!

B.B. King

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.