Geophysicist Gifts

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

SOE (South Of Earth)

How Glaciations Begin

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Big Bang Theory.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Albert Einstein

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'But I digress...'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Apples for sale

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Is it that bad?"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Math Dreams

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Intelligent people laugh too!

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Einsteiners.'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'But what is the universe for?'

Natural Disasters

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Carbon Dating.