Geology Student Pillows

Continental Drift.

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Natural Disasters

Interdisciplinary studies.

Scientists are sexy

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

Water is discovered on the moon....

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Imagination Navigation.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

How Glaciations Begin

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Stratigraphy

'Let's call him lucky!'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."