Geography Teacher Gifts

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'Welcome to Geography.' 'Are we there yet?'

Continental Drifters - A story of Molten Love of Geological Timescales.

'My sneakers are made in Malaysia...my cap is made in China...my rucksack is made in Thailand...my pants are made in Indonesia - I just love geography!'

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"Where is the Dead Sea?" "I didn't even know it was sick!"

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

'The French may call it apres-France, Samuel. The rest of us say Belgium.'

"Turn off your cell phones and your GPS's."

Lady to man: 'I can't find the Geography Workshop.'

'I didn't do well in geography. I guess you had to be there.'

'I appreciate your efforts to make geography class more interesting for your students, Miss Elmore, but....'

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'

'Mrs. Barnes spent her fall break in Japan.'

Globe has GPS attached

'Are you paying attention Eurasia?' 'Sorry, I was drifting.'

0% of the students in this school can find USA on a map.

"I'm afraid your test results aren't good. For a start, the capital of Rwanda is Kigali and you put Nairobi."

"Next question. . . can anybody tell me where Benghazi is located?"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"They'd be further behind other countries in Geography if they could name more countries."

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

"Baldo, what did you learn in school today?"

"Turns out the mouth of a river isn't the part right under its nose."

"I did okay, except for the part between the Atlantic and the Pacific."

GCSE Geography: Is Paris in . . . . Ring Now on 0898325

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

"Argentina is a fairly cold country. It borders on Chile."

"Can you explain, why don't we all fly off into space?"

"He got a c in Geography because we never go anywhere!"

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

'Whereabouts is Amstid-am?' 'Well I can't say exackerly, but i know it's somewhere near Amstid-Eath!'

"Gracie, can you find North America on the map, please?"

'Mr. Pilbeam will be your new elite geography teacher this term.'