History Teacher Gifts

"Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it. Yet those who do study history are doomed to stand by helplessly while everyone else repeats it."

'Detroit will try anything to become profitable again.'

"He's all right. I just wish he were a little more pro-Israel."

"Looks like Sir is going over the top ..."

"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."

"Take out your phones, open the American History app and turn to the page about George Washington."

'Why did you flunk history?'

'Say, Euclid, how do we get to the Acropolis?'

'Who can tell me where the declaration of Independence was signed?'

The Boston Tea Party

Service Entry.

"It's true, Caesar. Rome is declining, but I expect it to pick up in the next quarter."

"Hold on-I think you got my toast."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

1492 - 'Discovery'

"You may find some of the facts have changed as I've brought them into line with modern human rights."

'It may seem dull to you now, Harry, but at one time, everything in that book was breaking news.'

Student to Miss Belcastro, her history teacher: 'We need some newer history.'

"Once you get past the divine right of kings, I'm not much into theology."

"Well, if it isn't the dawn of civilization."

"Look who's forgotten their keys again!"

US Democracy - Stuck, In The Middle.

"You said we should always question our sources, so I did, and now my source wants a word with you."

'Where does this go?'

Ciao Britain!

'Now what? -- The Pharaoh says he's never heard of collective bargaining.'

'The Pilgrims sailed their iShips to the New World and docked at the eBay.'

'The Arab world used to be know for its oil, now for its turmoil.'

'Papa Cobden Taking Master Robert [Peel] A Free Trade Walk'

Henry Dundas and Scottish Favouritism at the East India Company

''Invade Mesopotamia'? ? I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid!'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

"I'll be glad when his class moves on from the dark ages to the renaissance."