Military History Teacher Gifts

The 'Dunderburg' (then Largest Warship in the World) in William H Webb's Shipyard

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Support the Ex-Troops

Flags

Apples for sale

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Sir Winston Churchill

"Away with the warmonger!"

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Servicemen.

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"Postwar is hell."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Harry S. Truman

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

Mission Kinda Accomplished

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

Monuments

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

New Resident of Downing Street

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'