History Teacher Mugs

"Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it. Yet those who do study history are doomed to stand by helplessly while everyone else repeats it."

"He's all right. I just wish he were a little more pro-Israel."

'Detroit will try anything to become profitable again.'

"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."

"Looks like Sir is going over the top ..."

"Take out your phones, open the American History app and turn to the page about George Washington."

'Why did you flunk history?'

'Say, Euclid, how do we get to the Acropolis?'

'Who can tell me where the declaration of Independence was signed?'

The Boston Tea Party

Service Entry.

"Hold on-I think you got my toast."

"It's true, Caesar. Rome is declining, but I expect it to pick up in the next quarter."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

Student to Miss Belcastro, her history teacher: 'We need some newer history.'

'It may seem dull to you now, Harry, but at one time, everything in that book was breaking news.'

"You may find some of the facts have changed as I've brought them into line with modern human rights."

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

1492 - 'Discovery'

"Well, if it isn't the dawn of civilization."

"Look who's forgotten their keys again!"

"Once you get past the divine right of kings, I'm not much into theology."

"You said we should always question our sources, so I did, and now my source wants a word with you."

US Democracy - Stuck, In The Middle.

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

'Now what? -- The Pharaoh says he's never heard of collective bargaining.'

''Invade Mesopotamia'? ? I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid!'

Henry Dundas and Scottish Favouritism at the East India Company

'Papa Cobden Taking Master Robert [Peel] A Free Trade Walk'

'Where does this go?'

'The Arab world used to be know for its oil, now for its turmoil.'

Ciao Britain!

"I was miles away - could you start again?"

I love History.