Art History Teacher Mugs

'Now class,' says teacher, looking at a bowl of fruit. Behind her, her class is staring at a portrait of a naked woman.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

At the Museum

Madonna of the Pukes.

Flags

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Paul Klee

The Artist

Apples for sale

The DaVinci Code

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

The Googler

Venus

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Away with the warmonger!"

A caveman paints from life

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Instructional guide to scribbling

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"Mr. Right!"

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

"Well....I could've done this!"

Children's artwork exhibition.