French History Teacher Gifts

Presidents of France

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

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"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Away with the warmonger!"

'You can just forget about the cake.'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

New Resident of Downing Street

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Harry S. Truman

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"When did Shakespeare die? Well it must have been a couple of days before his funeral..."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

The wrecking crew!

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

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