Geometry Professor Gifts

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Institute of Solid Geometry/Institute of Plane Geometry.

"I'd like to be transferred to the Bureau of Cubes...Immediately."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'Maths is fun!'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Jewish Geometry

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Subatomic particles

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

What Does God Know?

The Giamatti era

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!