Geometry Professor Mugs

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Institute of Solid Geometry/Institute of Plane Geometry.

"I'd like to be transferred to the Bureau of Cubes...Immediately."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'Maths is fun!'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

Jewish Geometry

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Subatomic particles

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

The Giamatti era

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

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