Mathematics Professor Mugs

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

"Tell us, in layman's terms, what your breakthrough means." "Certainly. K-4/7....5T"

"Some consider me the Pollock of calculus."

"I've been meaning to talk to you about your attitude, Kleinzweck."

Quiz 2 + 2 = 2 + 2 This is a mathematics professor and my attorney. They'll explain why my answer is technically and legally correct.

'Professor Wilkins obviously doesn't understand my creative side.'

Mathematicians erase equation.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

British savings accounts

"Welcome to the future"

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Ethics exam cheater.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Great Chinese Dynasties

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Big Bang Theory.

'Hmph. College kids.'

Albert Einstein

Fear/Knowledge

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"