Geology Teacher Prints

North America. South America. Greenland. Europe. Africa. Asia. India. Have you notices that North America, South America, Greenland, Africa and India are all pointed on the bottom? Yes - that's continental drip.

Albert Einstein

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'But what is the universe for?'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Natural Disasters

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Interdisciplinary studies.

The Style of Elements

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Scientists are sexy

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"My homework ate my dog."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"