Galactic Peacemaker Gifts

"It all started with a 'My religion is better than yours'."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Meeting between USA and North Korea

Middleast Peace

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Macron and Putin Talk

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Gaza escalation

Interfaith dialogue

Unsettlements.

Munich Security Conference

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

"There seems to be a difference of opinion as to how to implement the co-operative learning program!"

'Hang on Darling, charging blindly is not the answer to everything: Let's try diplomacy...'

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Let's arbitrate.'

'Quick! Get me the dispute resolution mediator!'

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."