Galactic Peacemaker Gifts

"It all started with a 'My religion is better than yours'."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Alien attack in the 1950s

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"We need to work on our people-friendly image you jackass."

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Boss

Meeting between USA and North Korea

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Gaza escalation

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

Macron and Putin Talk

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

Interfaith dialogue

Middleast Peace

Unsettlements.

Munich Security Conference

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

"There seems to be a difference of opinion as to how to implement the co-operative learning program!"

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

'Hang on Darling, charging blindly is not the answer to everything: Let's try diplomacy...'

'Let's arbitrate.'

'Quick! Get me the dispute resolution mediator!'