Cosmic Peacemaker Gifts

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Unsettlements.

Middleast Peace

Macron and Putin Talk

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Gaza escalation

Munich Security Conference

Meeting between USA and North Korea

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

"There seems to be a difference of opinion as to how to implement the co-operative learning program!"

'Hang on Darling, charging blindly is not the answer to everything: Let's try diplomacy...'

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

Dalai Lama and Shimon Peres visits Norway

A policeman and protester in the same family.

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

Myanmar Peace Talk