Cosmic Peacemaker Pillows

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Alien attack in the 1950s

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"We need to work on our people-friendly image you jackass."

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Middleast Peace

Meeting between USA and North Korea

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

Macron and Putin Talk

Boss

Gaza escalation

Unsettlements.

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Munich Security Conference

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

"There seems to be a difference of opinion as to how to implement the co-operative learning program!"

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

'Hang on Darling, charging blindly is not the answer to everything: Let's try diplomacy...'

Iran Talks - 'Okay...let's see...let's go over your new proposals to seriously resolve grave obstacles to world peace...'

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

Myanmar Peace Talk