Tiny Peacemakers Gifts

"I know I should love my neighbor as myself, but he isn't my neighbor!"

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Unsettlements.

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

Interfaith dialogue

Gaza escalation

Middleast Peace

Macron and Putin Talk

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

"There seems to be a difference of opinion as to how to implement the co-operative learning program!"

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

'Hang on Darling, charging blindly is not the answer to everything: Let's try diplomacy...'

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

'Let's arbitrate.'

'Quick! Get me the dispute resolution mediator!'

A policeman and protester in the same family.

Myanmar Peace Talk

General says, 'Gentlemen, no more war. Because of health concerns they've recalled everything that contains lead, like our bullets.'

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."