Tiny Peacemakers Gifts

"I know I should love my neighbor as myself, but he isn't my neighbor!"

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

Alien attack in the 1950s

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

Macron and Putin Talk

Middleast Peace

Gaza escalation

Unsettlements.

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Boss

Interfaith dialogue

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

"There seems to be a difference of opinion as to how to implement the co-operative learning program!"

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

'Hang on Darling, charging blindly is not the answer to everything: Let's try diplomacy...'

'Let's arbitrate.'

'Quick! Get me the dispute resolution mediator!'

A policeman and protester in the same family.

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

Myanmar Peace Talk