Pet Peacemakers Gifts

Finding common ground.

"I'm trying to position myself as loyal."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Dog ignores angry cat.

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"God help us, it's that guy."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"You see?"

Interfaith dialogue

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Middleast Peace

Gaza escalation

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

Unsettlements.

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Boss

Macron and Putin Talk

"If you're looking to adopt a dog that's good with cats, may I suggest Ruffus."

"There seems to be a difference of opinion as to how to implement the co-operative learning program!"

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

'Hang on Darling, charging blindly is not the answer to everything: Let's try diplomacy...'

'Let's arbitrate.'

'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'