Animal Peacemaker Gifts

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

Alien attack in the 1950s

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"We need to work on our people-friendly image you jackass."

"God help us, it's that guy."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"You see?"

Unsettlements.

Gaza escalation

Middleast Peace

Macron and Putin Talk

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Boss

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

"If you're looking to adopt a dog that's good with cats, may I suggest Ruffus."

'Hang on Darling, charging blindly is not the answer to everything: Let's try diplomacy...'

"There seems to be a difference of opinion as to how to implement the co-operative learning program!"

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"