Global Defender Gifts

The strong corna war

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

There is No Planet C

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Privacy - Surveillance

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

Nuclear waste.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Evolution.

Spam.

I'd rather be phishing.

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"