Global Defender Pillows

The strong corna war

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

There is No Planet C

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Privacy - Surveillance

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Nuclear waste.

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Evolution.

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

Spam.

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

I'd rather be phishing.

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!