Galactic Fitness Guru Gifts

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

Apples for sale

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Muscles

'But what is the universe for?'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Exercise Class

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

The trim reaper

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

'What are you eating now?'

"Bonk!"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Psychiatry in the Park

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

Holiday Aerobics.