Galactic Fitness Guru Prints

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

Apples for sale

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

On the back of the t-shirt...

'But what is the universe for?'

Muscles

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Exercise Class

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

DumbbellsSmartbells.

The trim reaper

"Bonk!"

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

'What are you eating now?'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

Holiday Aerobics.

Psychiatry in the Park

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.