Divine Bodybuilder Gifts

Jehovah's Fitness

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Powerful Love.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"We're exclusively delts."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Gym Dog

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"