Divine Achiever Gifts

Photograph from Heaven.

Fishing with God

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

God's Phone

You are everywhere.

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

In the very beginning.

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

Employee of the Month - male.

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

Angel book with feather falling out of it

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

'My long term plan is to grow with the company.'

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'

A match made in heaven.