Divine Achiever Gifts

Photograph from Heaven.

Fishing with God

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

God's Phone

You are everywhere.

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

Employee of the Month - male.

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

Angel book with feather falling out of it

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

In the very beginning.

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'My long term plan is to grow with the company.'

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'

A match made in heaven.