Divine Golfer Gifts

Moses parts water on the fairways.

Hand of God points out lost golf ball.

'Lightning bolt.'

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

'Another hole-in-one. I guess that was predictable.'

Golfing with God.

Bishop playing golf with his crosier.

Golfing Bishop.

Fishing with God

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

'We are gathered here...'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Give Way To Cyclists

Golf

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

Angel Golf

Thanks God!

"For those of you visiting our church for the first time just raise your hand and our ushers will refresh your coffee."

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

And on the seventh day God invented cricket

Football of the Gods...

'Sudden death?'

Bowl-A-Rama

God plays golf

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

God chalks up his pool cue.

You'll like playing golf up here. It's a private course only open to those who get past the pearly gates. The ball flies a long way because of the altitude! With wings, there's no need for golf carts. And the best thing is, you have all of eternity to improve your score! That still won't be enough time!

Heavenly Tennis.

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

'You won't need those up here. He can't stand golf.'

Golf Sale