Divine Creator Mugs

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

The Ordered List

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

God creating the galaxy.

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

God's Phone

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"It's the quarantine cloud."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

God playing with dolls.

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

Good Samaritan responding to hurt man: 'I'm part of God's TLC plan.'

"How do you feel after six days of creating?"

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

God red cards Adam and Eve.

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

In the very beginning.

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'