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'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

Christian and Born again Christian...

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"Ladies, gentlemen, come in and take a seat. I've decided to take this corporation in an entirely new direction."

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

The ten ammendments

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

The joy of sects.

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

'Get an afterlife!'

"I don't see HIS name on it."

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

10 Commandments Exceptions.

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'That was quick!'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"Instead of burying it, invest in pharmaceuticals."

"Oh that's a missionary school."

"We've been so consolidated the last few years our logo is a mishmash of a bit of everything."