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Inventor of the wheel sees man inventing wheel clamp.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Thinking Gears

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Raincloud Umbrella

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Walking Luggage.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Edison: The Early Years,

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Bright Idea

Sundial Time

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

The First Fire Stick

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

The discovery of electricity...

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Edison invents the personal stereo