Ancient Inventions T-Shirts

Inventor of the wheel sees man inventing wheel clamp.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Thinking Gears

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Raincloud Umbrella

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Walking Luggage.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Sundial Time

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

The First Fire Stick

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Bright Idea

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

The discovery of electricity...

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'