Ancient Technology Gifts

Developing the boomerang.

Museum. Celtic smiths were the first to add iron rims to chariot wheels. They should have called them "ferrous wheels"!

'It appears to be a weapon, but how do we deploy it against our rivals.'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Sundial Time

Goddess

The Invention of the Wheel

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

Reinventing the Wheel

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

This will really mess with their minds someday.

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Romulus and Remus

"I get it!"

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

Modeling gig

Referees at the Original Olympics.

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

"Sorry, this is in Hebrew, and I only read Hieroglyphics!"