Ancient Technologies Gifts

"I get it!"

"Meet the scribe"

Venus

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Sundial Time

Tourists in Egypt

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Zeus's Caddy

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Pyramid catflap...

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"I'm having my entrails read."

Goddess

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Museum. They were an ancient culture that worshipped the concept of zero. "Nothing" was sacred.

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

The Invention of the Wheel

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Reinventing the Wheel

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Romulus and Remus

"Is anything good on?"

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Pompeii restoration project.