Prehistoric Technology Gifts

"Me not know why, but him cool now."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

Jurassic Parking Lot

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Ancient Racing

A caveman paints from life

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Admit it, we're lost."

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

The First Kite

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'