Prehistoric Technology Mugs

"Me not know why, but him cool now."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Ancient Racing

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

A caveman paints from life

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

The First Kite

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'