Ancient Technologies Pillows

"I get it!"

"Meet the scribe"

Venus

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Sundial Time

Tourists in Egypt

Zeus's Caddy

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Pyramid catflap...

"I'm having my entrails read."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Goddess

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

The Invention of the Wheel

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

Reinventing the Wheel

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

"Is anything good on?"

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Pompeii restoration project.

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.