Legendary Story Buff Gifts

'Hey! -- When did you put Lady Godiva off-budget?'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

There were originally four musketeers. He said that the pen is mightier than the sword.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

Snake in the grass...

The Final Selfie

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

Game time.

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

"Goodness, grandma. What big deposits you made in offshore accounts without declaring it."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

God's Double Whammy.

"It's the Coast Guard - they want to know how many life-jackets we have onboard."

"I've gotta lay off the 3 little pigs."

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

"Is there an audio edition?"