Urban Legend Buff Gifts

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Walt Disney on ice."

A sure sign of rain

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"We need rain."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Vampire on a plane

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Romulus and Remus

Suburban Legend

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

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Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

"There! I heard it again!"

"Nothing yet, sir, but we have found Elvis."

BIG HOOF

Abominable Snow Dog.