Story Buff Gifts

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"They grow up so fast."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"The hyenas started it."

Before the Internet

Our Two Parties, Explained

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

DUNVOTIN

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Europe and immigration.

Local News in Heaven

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Rock and a Hard Place

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Newspaper suicide.

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Switch on brain

Quiz Night...