Origin Story Buff Gifts

The Rivalry Begins

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Before the Internet

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Switch on brain

Quiz Night...

The Final Selfie

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Snake in the grass...

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Game time.

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

The Wiki Man.

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

Funky Facts: Elephants.

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

God's Double Whammy.