Origin Story Collector Gifts

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Six

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

The Poky Little Pupa.

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Marley had a little lamb

Rapunzcow

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

"One blackbird pizza?"

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

Newborn making the V-sign

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

The Rivalry Begins

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Who's Dead

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."