Old-time Stories Fan Mugs

'But, Marshal, if I'da built the gallows any higher, ol' Mad Dog here mighta got seriously hurt!'

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yes, all at once!'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Thomas Hardy

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

Moby Dick

This side is the gag reel.

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Ask A Silly Question.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Mom dwarves.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

Romulus and Remus

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

Bertolt Brecht

Books*. *Batteries not included.

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

Frog Prince

'Well, apparently your mother was right. Your face is finally stuck that way.'

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

'I know how you can get him to notice you.'