"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."
Theory Admirer Gifts
Looking for a message that resonates with a theory admirer? Our collection offers witty and thought-provoking products that showcase their love for ideas, hypotheses, and inventive thinking. Whether they’re a science buff, philosophy lover, or just someone who enjoys pondering the bigger questions, these gifts bring their fascination to life and add a touch of cleverness to their everyday essentials.
“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”
"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"
'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'
Reading my Critics
bird interprets modern art
Robocop and Juliet.
Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.
"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."
The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?
"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."
"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."
Robot Jogger
"I just need help getting the pit out."
"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."
'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'
Mensa Does Improv
Magic Tricks
"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."
"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."
Robot walking pet robot
A Freudian slip...
"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"
'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'
Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.
'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'
Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check
Complexity Made Simple.
"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."
Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.
Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)
Theory A Day Calendar.
"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."
Prisoner still life painting.
"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."
Theory Admirer Gifts Collection
Theory Admirer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for theory lovers—perfect for sparking conversations and inspiring their next great idea.
Theory Admirer Pillows
Add comfort and wit with pillows designed for the curious mind—ideal for the theory lover’s lounge or study.
Theory Admirer Prints
Decorate their space with prints that celebrate ideas and theories—an inspiring gift for the passionate thinker.
Theory Admirer T-Shirts
Check out our clever t-shirts for theory enthusiasts—wear your curiosity and intellectual pride with pride.