Theory Admirer Pillows

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Reading my Critics

Robocop and Juliet.

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Mensa Does Improv

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Magic Tricks

Robot walking pet robot

A Freudian slip...

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Complexity Made Simple.

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Theory A Day Calendar.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Prisoner still life painting.

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."