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Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

Violin

Capital

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

The Physiciatrist...

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

A Freudian slip...

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

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"Mine's bigger than yours."

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Complexity Made Simple.

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Max Weber

Theory A Day Calendar.

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

Can you translate that to simple-minded!

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

Auguste Comte