Truth Enthusiasts Gifts

"I suppose my one weakness is I'm far too forthright, Tubby."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

Human Brain

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

The Choice is Obvious

"Overruled."

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

Turning around - searching for why hate happens.

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."

Jean Philippe Rameau

"Read a little about it"

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

Curious George, Dad

Truth, Justice, Equal Time.

Department of Dot Connection

Truth, justice and a damn good lawyer.

'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.'

'Dad was fibbing, Mum... the new TV DOES show stuff beside sport!'

'I'm still evaluating the new truth serum, you micro-managing, pig-eyed, snot-nosed, burnt-out, impatient, obnoxious, penny-pinching, glory-hogging tyrant.'

The Mnemonic Plague.

Freedom of Press