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"I suppose my one weakness is I'm far too forthright, Tubby."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, despite how bad it's going to screw you?"

The Secret Sauce of American Exceptionalism

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Human Brain

The Choice is Obvious

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

"Overruled."

"I don't have any opinions, and my wife things whatever Oprah thinks,."

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

Turning around - searching for why hate happens.

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

Jean Philippe Rameau

"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."

"Read a little about it"

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

Curious George, Dad

Department of Dot Connection

Truth, Justice, Equal Time.

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

Truth, justice and a damn good lawyer.

'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.'

Roger Clemens: Innocent until proven guilty.

I won't share credit for our invention of a truth serum, because I've always hated you and your homely family.

'Dad was fibbing, Mum... the new TV DOES show stuff beside sport!'

'I'm still evaluating the new truth serum, you micro-managing, pig-eyed, snot-nosed, burnt-out, impatient, obnoxious, penny-pinching, glory-hogging tyrant.'

The Mnemonic Plague.