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"Overruled."

Truth, justice and a damn good lawyer.

"We're right behind you Liz!"

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"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

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'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"Moulting"

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'We're getting back to first principles...which means we're going to have some.'

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

Lady Justice.

"It's running five minutes fast."

"Countless observations and calculations based on the scientific method led me to the conclusion that the center of the universe is not planet earth, but. . ."

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

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"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

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"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

'We didn't have enough money for steel bars, so we just put a bunch of syrup on the wood.'